Audio Butt Probe

Anyone in professional music and gay (OMG! say it's not true) has got to love this:

www.metasonix.com/TX2.htm

This is not a joke, it is a real guitar effects pedal - and is winning accolades for its intentionally bad sound. But one has to love a box with "fist", "ream", and "screw" on it. And that cute little alien and the shmo grabbing his ankles.

I'm not a guitarist and I want one! (the box, not the probe)