Make The Pie Higher!

A hilariously funny assemblage by Washington Post columnist Richard Thompson. These are frighteningly real quotes from our moron of a President. If you are a pussy-assed right winger - you can verify the authenticity at: http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/piehigher.asp

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MAKE THE PIE HIGHER!

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!

Make the pie higher!