Monday, December 05, 2005

RUBBER HUMILIATION

My partner's profile has a very distinct line in it that says:

"Not really into extreme anything - heavy pain, excess raunch, fisting. . . all turn me off."

Pretty clear, isn't it.

Now, this asshole whose online name is rubber humiliation messages him and says

"you like extremes SIR?"

The other half throttles him for not reading the profile:

"Do I like extremes? What the hell kind of question is that? I'll tell you what kind: it's the kind of question that tells me you didn't even read my profile. Towards the bottom of my profile I state: "Just to be clear, I'm NOT into: extreme anything" My experience with anyone who starts out a conversation with "what are you going to do to me sir?" or "how extreme do you get?" is just looking to engage in some online jerkoff chat. Please go somewhere else for that. "

Stern, but straight-to-the-point, and not being an asshole. My partner then blocks him so no more messages can get through. But... he does mention my name in his profile (such a sweet thing to do, isn't it ... I do the same). Seems as though rubbercuntretaliation is steaming and he actually has the nerve to look me up and send me a message to punish me for being associated with the other half!

So... here's what rubberdickcheeseration had to say to me:

"Hey, do me a favor and tell your partner he’s a passive aggressive piece of shit. It is sad how old men like him are so full of disappointment and bitter. And tell him to stop bothering me. He needs help."

Poor baby has his panties in a wad. Colicky little turdbucket, isn't he? (insert sound of baby crying). Funny thing is, HE initiated the contact with my partner! And he wants me to tell my husband to stop bothering him?

So, I send him a cordial reply:

"HEY, HAVE SOME FUN, PULL DOWN YOUR RUBBER PANTIES AND STICK YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS!"

He then replies:

"thanks sweetie"

To give you a good picture of what this rubberglobulation twat is all about here is the STOLEN picture he has on his profile:



(I guess I am just as guilty about stealing the picture, but I stole it from his profile.. if anybody knows where this comes from please let me know)

Nice tits, huh?


(ed. note -- as of 3/25/06 he has since removed the stolen picture)

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