Close Encounters of the Ex Kind
I was felt up by my ex boyfriend today.
Granted, it was in a dark room at a sex club, but that's beside the point!
He clearly had sized me up and knew who I was -- and then made the choice to put the moves on me. But I could see nothing.
However, as this stranger approached me (like a twink, not a seasoned leatherman) I could smell cologne. Cologne has no place in a sex club anyway but this was oddly familiar. I then reached down and felt a dick that I was once familiar with before (the appendage dick, not the dick of a person standing in front of me).
I was so thrown by this that I left. But in my car, I came to the realization that he still wants me and just how wonderfully satisfying that is since he can't have me and never will. I pity him, actually - because of him dumping me I now have a wonderful family -- and all he has is a skinny chubby-chaser 20 year old twink who loves him conditionally because he's fat.
Life is sweet...!
Granted, it was in a dark room at a sex club, but that's beside the point!
He clearly had sized me up and knew who I was -- and then made the choice to put the moves on me. But I could see nothing.
However, as this stranger approached me (like a twink, not a seasoned leatherman) I could smell cologne. Cologne has no place in a sex club anyway but this was oddly familiar. I then reached down and felt a dick that I was once familiar with before (the appendage dick, not the dick of a person standing in front of me).
I was so thrown by this that I left. But in my car, I came to the realization that he still wants me and just how wonderfully satisfying that is since he can't have me and never will. I pity him, actually - because of him dumping me I now have a wonderful family -- and all he has is a skinny chubby-chaser 20 year old twink who loves him conditionally because he's fat.
Life is sweet...!
posted by Lthrbound at 2:36 AM
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